Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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