what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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