I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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