she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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