I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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