no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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