did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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