Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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