I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The Olympian is in my bed
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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