you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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