About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize
