how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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