I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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