David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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