new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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