I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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