On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I touched a dick in church today
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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