I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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