Soap is not a condiment
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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