Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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