My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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