can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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