you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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