You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
