Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
do nipples grow back?
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