Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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