remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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