i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
foreskin is a definite game changer
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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