Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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