You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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