i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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