He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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