Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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