I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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