i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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