if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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