Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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