Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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