I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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