can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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