If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Randomize
