whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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