K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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