google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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