We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
How's work?
Spinning.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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