I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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