So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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