talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
