Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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