plz talk dirty to me
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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