That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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