Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
