I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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