I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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