Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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