I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
wow bdsm is so cute
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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